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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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