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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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