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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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