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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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