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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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