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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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