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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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