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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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