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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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