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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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