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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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