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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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