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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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