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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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