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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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