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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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