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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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