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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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