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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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