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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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