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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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