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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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