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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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