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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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