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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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