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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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