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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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