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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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