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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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