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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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