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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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