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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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