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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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