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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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