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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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