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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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