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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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