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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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