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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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