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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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