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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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