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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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