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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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An elevator pitch.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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