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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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