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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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