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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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