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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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