Pictures:

When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

899

What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

1743

In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

2916

What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

327

What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

3182

What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

1591

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291

What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

715

Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

2143

What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

1158

What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

437

What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

2699