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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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