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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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