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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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