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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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