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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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