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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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