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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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