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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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