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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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