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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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