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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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