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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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