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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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