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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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