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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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