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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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