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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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