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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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