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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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