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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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