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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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