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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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