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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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