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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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