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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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