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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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