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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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