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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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