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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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