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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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