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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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