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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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A pear of scissors.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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