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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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