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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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