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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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