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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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