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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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