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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

1622

Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

1373

What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

2207

What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

1194

Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

2729

Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

2573

What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

889

What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

1717

Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

1781

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413

What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

800