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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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