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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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