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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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