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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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