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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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