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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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