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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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