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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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