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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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