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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Akiva Lane
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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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