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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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