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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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