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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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