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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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