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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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