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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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