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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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