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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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