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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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