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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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