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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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