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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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