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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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