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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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