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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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