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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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