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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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