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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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