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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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