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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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