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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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