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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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