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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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