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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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