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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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