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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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