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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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