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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Akiva Lane
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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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