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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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