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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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