Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

2599
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

1732
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

87
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

1336
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

3266
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

1195
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

1782
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

922
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

771
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

1989
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

2147