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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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