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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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