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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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