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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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