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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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