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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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