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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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