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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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