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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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