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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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