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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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