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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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