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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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