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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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