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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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