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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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