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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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