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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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ChatGPT
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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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