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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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