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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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