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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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