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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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