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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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