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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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