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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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