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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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