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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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