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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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