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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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