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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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