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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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