Pictures:

A tripod.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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