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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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