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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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