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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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