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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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