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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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