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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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