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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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