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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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