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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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