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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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