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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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