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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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