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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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