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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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