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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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