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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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