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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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