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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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