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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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