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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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