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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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