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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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