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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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