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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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