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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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