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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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