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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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