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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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