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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

It has great lumber support.

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