Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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A buoys club.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

161

This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

1657

How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

1206

Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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