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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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