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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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