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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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