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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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