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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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