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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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