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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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