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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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