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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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