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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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