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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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