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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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