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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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