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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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