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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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