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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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