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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Akiva Lane
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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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