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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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