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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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