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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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