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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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