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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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