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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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