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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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