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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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