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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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