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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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