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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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