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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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