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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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