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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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