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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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