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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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