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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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