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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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