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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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A square not.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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