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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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