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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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