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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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