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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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