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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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