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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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