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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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