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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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