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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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