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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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