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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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