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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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