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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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