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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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