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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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