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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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