Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

2677
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

1121
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

892
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

3344
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

738
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

2200
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

452
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

400
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

102
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

2527
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

2