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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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