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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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