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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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