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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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