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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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