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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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