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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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