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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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An elevator pitch.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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