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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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