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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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