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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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