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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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