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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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