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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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