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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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