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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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