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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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