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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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