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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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