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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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