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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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