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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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