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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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