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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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