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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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