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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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