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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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