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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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