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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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