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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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