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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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