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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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