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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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