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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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