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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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