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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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