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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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