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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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