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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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