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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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