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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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