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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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