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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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