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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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