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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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