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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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