Pictures:

What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

107

Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

547

What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

1236

What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

1252

What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

1979

Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

1896

How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

52

What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

265

What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

2894

Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

377

What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

1628