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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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