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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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