Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

941
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

1806
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

1695
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

1197
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

607
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

1607
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

1162
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

2310
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

2491
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

1929