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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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