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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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