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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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