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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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