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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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