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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

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Because they were on the same page.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

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Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

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That's when people desert their diet.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

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You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

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If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

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Don't bug me.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

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A play ground.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

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You're all nuts!

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How is a meal like archery?

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It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

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It was a little board.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

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Cell phones.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

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Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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