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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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