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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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