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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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