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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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