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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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