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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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