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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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