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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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