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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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