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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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