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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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