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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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