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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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