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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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