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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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