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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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