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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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