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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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