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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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