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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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