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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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