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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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