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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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