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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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