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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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