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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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