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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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