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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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