Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

1277
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

797
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

661
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

742
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

3162
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

345
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

821
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

189
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

1780
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

1013
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

2721
Akiva Weiss
General
Picture

What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

3098