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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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