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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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