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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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