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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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