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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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