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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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