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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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