Pictures:

Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

921

Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

1811

How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

1464

Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

2802

What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

2757

When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

2762

How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

2391

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998

Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

2948

How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

1214

What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

2637

How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

53