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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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