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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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