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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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A dessert island.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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