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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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