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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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