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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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