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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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