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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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