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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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