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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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