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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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