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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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