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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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