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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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