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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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