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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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