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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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