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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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