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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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