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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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