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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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