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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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