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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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