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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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