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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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