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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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