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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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