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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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