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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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