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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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