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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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