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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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A son of a gun.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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