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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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