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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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