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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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