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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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