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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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