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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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