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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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