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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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