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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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