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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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