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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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