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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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