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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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