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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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