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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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