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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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