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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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