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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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