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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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