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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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