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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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