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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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