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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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