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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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