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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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