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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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