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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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