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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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