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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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