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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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