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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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