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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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