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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Yisro Whale

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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