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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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