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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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