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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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