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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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