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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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