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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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