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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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