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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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