How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

1769

Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

697

When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

948

What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

2089

What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

1032

What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

43

What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

2246

What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

100

What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

2261

How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

2010

How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

1839

What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

1976