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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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