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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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