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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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A dessert island.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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