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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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