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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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