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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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