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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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