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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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