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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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