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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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