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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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