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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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