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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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