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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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