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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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