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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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