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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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