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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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