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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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