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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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