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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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