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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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