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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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