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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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