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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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