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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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