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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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