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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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