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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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