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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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