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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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