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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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