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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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