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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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