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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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