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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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