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What is this?

A square not.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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