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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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