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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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