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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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