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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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