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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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