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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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