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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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