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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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