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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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