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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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