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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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