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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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