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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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