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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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