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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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