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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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