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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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