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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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