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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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