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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Akiva Lane
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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Akiva Lane
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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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