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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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