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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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