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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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