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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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