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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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