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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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