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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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