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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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