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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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