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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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