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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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