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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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