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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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