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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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