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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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