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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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