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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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