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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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