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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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