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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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