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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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