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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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