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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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