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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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