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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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