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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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