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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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