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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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