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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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