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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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