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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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