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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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