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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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