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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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