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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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