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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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