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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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