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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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