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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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