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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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