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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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