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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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