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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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