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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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