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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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