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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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