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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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