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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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