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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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