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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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