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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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