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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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