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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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