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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

1860

Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

1984

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

381

Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

1179

What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

1390

What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

307

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273

Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

2553

What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

2319

What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

1252

Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

1943