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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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