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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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