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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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