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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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