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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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