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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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