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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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