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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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