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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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