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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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