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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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A paradigm.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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