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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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