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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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