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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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