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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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