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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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