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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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