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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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