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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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