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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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