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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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