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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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