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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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