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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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