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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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