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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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