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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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