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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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