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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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