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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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