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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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