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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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