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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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