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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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