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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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