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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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