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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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