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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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