Pictures:

What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

1195

What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

2229

What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

2857

How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

1691

Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

1131

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445

How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

2528

What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

3209

Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

352

Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

61

Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

3211

What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

936