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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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