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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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