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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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