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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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