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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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