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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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