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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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