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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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