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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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