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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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