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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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