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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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