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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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