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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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