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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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