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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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