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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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