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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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