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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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