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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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