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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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