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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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