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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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