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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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