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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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