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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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