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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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