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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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