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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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