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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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