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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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