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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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