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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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