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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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