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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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