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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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