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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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