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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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