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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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