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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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