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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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