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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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A paradigm.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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