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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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