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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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