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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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