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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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