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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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