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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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