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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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