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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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