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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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