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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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