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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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