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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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