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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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