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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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