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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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