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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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