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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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