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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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