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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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