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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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