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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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