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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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