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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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