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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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