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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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