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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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