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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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