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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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