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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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