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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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