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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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