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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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