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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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