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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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