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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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