Pictures:

What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

2658

How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

1328

Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

2219

When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

3166

Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

1813

How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

2822

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

920

Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

1858

What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

2612

How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

166

What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

2601