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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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