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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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