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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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