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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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A tripod.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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