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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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