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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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