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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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