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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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