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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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