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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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