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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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