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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

1875

What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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