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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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