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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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