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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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