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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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