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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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