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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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