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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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