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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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