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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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