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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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