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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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