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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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