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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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