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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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