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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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