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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Yisro Whale

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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