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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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