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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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