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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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