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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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