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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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A pear of scissors.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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A swimming pool table.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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