Pictures:

The leaning tower of pizza.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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