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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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