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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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