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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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