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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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