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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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