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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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