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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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