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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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