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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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