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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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