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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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