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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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