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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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