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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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