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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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