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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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