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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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