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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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