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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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