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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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