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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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