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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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