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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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