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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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