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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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