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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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