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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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