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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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