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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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