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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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