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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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