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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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