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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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