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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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