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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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