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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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