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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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A son of a gun.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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