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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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