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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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