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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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