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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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