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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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