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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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