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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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