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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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