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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a completely full parking lot?

They are both spotless.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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