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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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