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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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