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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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