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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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