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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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