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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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