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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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