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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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