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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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