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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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