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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

1984

What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998