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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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