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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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