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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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