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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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