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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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