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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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