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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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