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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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