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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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