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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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