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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane
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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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