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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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