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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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