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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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