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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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