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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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