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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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