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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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