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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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