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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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