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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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