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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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