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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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