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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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