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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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