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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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