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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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