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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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