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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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