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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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