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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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