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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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