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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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