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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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