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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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