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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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