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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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