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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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