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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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