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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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