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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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