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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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