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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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