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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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