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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Yisro Whale

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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A pear of scissors.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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