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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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