Pictures:

Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

78

What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

2697

Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

501

What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

2717

What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

944

What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

1881

Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

1430

How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

1443

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

2156

How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

1035