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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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