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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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