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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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