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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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