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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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