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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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