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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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