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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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