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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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