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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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