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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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