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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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