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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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