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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974

What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

1980

What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

1860

What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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