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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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