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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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