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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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