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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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