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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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