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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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