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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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