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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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