Pictures:

What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

1916

What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

1539

What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

809

Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

2159

What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

2200

Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

756

What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

3030

What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

1426

How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

387

What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

2137

What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

1107