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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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