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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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