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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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