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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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