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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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A swimming pool table.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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