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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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