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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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