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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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