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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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