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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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