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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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