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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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