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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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