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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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