Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

3218
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

472
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

2296
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

1101
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

447
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

495
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

3069
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

106
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

3336
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

2149
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

1677