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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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