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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947
Akiva Lane
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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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