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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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