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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that it needed to be charged.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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