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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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