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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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