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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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