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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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