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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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