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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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