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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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