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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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