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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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