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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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