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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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