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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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