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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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