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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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