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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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