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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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