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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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