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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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