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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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