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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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