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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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