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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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