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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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