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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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