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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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