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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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