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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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