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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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