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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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