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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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