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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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