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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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