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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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