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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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