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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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