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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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