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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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