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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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