Pictures:

How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

3215

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

945

What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

3250

What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

3321

How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

53

What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

1085

Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

1091

What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

502

A pear of scissors.

2704

What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

3192

To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

2660