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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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