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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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