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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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