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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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