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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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