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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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