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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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