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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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