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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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