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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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