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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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