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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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