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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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