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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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