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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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