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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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