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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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