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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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