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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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