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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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