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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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