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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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