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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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