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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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