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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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