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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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