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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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