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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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