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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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