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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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