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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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