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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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