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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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