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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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