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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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