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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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