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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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