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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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