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A photo of synthesis.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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