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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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