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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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