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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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