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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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