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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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