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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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