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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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