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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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