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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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