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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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