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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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