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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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