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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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