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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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A son of a gun.

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