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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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