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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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