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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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