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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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