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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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