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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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