Pictures:

What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

2045

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

3282

If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

2132

What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

3091

What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

1180

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

2854

How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

2797

What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

2488

What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

2131

What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

1017

After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

1665