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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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