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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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