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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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