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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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