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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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