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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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