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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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