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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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