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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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