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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982
Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

1897
Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

1968
Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

1914