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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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