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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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