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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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