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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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