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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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