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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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