Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

1970
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

2591
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

3036
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

710
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

1652
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

1702
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

1669
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

2460
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

409
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

2635
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

110
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

3194