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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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