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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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