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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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