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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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