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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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