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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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