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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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