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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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