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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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