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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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