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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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