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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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