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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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