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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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