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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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