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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Akiva Lane
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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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