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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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