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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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