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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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