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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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