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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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