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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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