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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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