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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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