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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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