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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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