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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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