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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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