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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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