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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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