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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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