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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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