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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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