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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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