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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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