Pictures:

Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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