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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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