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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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