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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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