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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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