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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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ChatGPT
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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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