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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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