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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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