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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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