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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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