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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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