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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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