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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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