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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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