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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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