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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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