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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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