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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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