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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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