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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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