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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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