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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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