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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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