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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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