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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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