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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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