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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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