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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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