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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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