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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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