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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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