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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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