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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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