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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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