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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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