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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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