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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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