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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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