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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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It escapes me.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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