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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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