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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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