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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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