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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got people's goats.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He just rubbed people the wrong way.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

It was given only on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

It's a man drawing blood.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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