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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

854

What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

1959

What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

2899

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

381

How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

445

After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309

What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

2045

How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

1901