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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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