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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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