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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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