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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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