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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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