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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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