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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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