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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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