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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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