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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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