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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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