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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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