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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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