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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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