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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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