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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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