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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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