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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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