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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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