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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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A son of a gun.

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