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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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