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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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