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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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