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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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