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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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