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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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