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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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