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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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A dessert island.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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