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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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