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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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