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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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