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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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