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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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