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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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