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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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