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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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