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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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