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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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