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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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