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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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