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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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