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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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