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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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