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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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