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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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