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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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