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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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