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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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