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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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