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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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