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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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