What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

440

What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Which hospital emphasizes high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

930

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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