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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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