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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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