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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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