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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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