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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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