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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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