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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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