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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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