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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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