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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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