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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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