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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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