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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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