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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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