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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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