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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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