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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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