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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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