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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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