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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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