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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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