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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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