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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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