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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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