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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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