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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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