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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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