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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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