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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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