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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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