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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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