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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The go fer.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

They really fleeced you.

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