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What is this?

A tripod.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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