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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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