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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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