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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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