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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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