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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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