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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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