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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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