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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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