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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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