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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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