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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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