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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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