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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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