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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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