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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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