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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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