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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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