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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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