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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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