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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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