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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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