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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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