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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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