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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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