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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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