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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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