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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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