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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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