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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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