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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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