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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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