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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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