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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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