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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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