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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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