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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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