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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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