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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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