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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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