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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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