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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Akiva Lane
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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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