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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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