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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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