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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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