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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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