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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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