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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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