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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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