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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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