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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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