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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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