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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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