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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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