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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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