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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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