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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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