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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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