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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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