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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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