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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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