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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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