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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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