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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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