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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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