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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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