Pictures:

What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

2509

Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

1955

What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

539

What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

39

Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

2466

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

201

What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

2060

How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

2361

Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

281

What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

2440

When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

948

What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

2047