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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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