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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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