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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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