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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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