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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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