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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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