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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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