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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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