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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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