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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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A swimming pool table.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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