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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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