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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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