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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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