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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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