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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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