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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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