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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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