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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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