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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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