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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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