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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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