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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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