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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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