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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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