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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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