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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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