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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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A photo of synthesis.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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