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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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