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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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