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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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