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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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