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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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