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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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