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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Akiva Lane
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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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