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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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