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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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