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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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