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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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