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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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