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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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