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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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