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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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