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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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