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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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