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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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