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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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