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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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