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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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