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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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