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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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