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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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