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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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