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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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