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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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