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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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