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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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