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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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