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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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