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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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A dessert island.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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