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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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