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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Akiva Lane
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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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