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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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