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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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