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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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A square not.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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