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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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