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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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