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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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