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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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