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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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