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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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