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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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