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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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