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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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