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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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