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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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