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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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