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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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