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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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