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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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