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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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