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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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