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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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