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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Akiva Lane
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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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