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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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