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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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