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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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