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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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