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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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