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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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