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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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