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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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