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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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