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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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