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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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