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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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