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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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