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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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