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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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