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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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