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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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