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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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