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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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