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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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