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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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