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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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