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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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