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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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