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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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