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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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