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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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