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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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