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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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