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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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