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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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