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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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