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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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