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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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