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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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