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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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