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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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