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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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