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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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