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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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