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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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