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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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