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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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