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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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