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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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