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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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