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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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