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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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