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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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