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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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