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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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