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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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