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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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