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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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