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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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