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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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