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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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