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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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