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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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