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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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