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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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A buoys club.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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A swimming pool table.

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