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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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