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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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