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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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