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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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