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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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