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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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