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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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