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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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