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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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