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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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