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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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