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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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