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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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