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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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