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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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