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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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