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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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