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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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