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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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