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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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