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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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