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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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