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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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