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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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