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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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