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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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