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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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