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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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