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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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