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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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