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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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