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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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