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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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