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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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