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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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