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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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