Pictures:

What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

358

How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

229

What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

2024

Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

1078

When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

2761

What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

777

Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

1231

Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

1487

When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

611

Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

1869

What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

530

What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

1554