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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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