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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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