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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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