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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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