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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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