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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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