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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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