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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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