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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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