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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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