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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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