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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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