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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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