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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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