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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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