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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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A tripod.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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