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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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