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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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