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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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