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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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