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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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