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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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