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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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