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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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