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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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