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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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