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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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