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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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