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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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