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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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