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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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