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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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