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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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