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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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