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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Akiva Lane
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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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