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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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