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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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