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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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