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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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