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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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