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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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