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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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