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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Yisro Whale

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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