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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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