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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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