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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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