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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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