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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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