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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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