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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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