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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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