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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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