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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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