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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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