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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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