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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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