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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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