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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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