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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018