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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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