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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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