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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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