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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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