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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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