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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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