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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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