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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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