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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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