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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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