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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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