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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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