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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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