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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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