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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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