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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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