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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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