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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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