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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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