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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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