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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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