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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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