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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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