Pictures:

What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

1575

What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

135

What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

2586

What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

1191

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571

What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

549

How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

162

What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

2820

What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

71

What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

1554

What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

2379

Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

2737