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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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