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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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