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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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