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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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