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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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