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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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