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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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