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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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