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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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