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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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