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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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