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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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