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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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