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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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