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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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