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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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