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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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