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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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