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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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