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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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