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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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