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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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