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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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