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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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