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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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