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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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