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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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