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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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