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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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