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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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