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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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