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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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