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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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