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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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