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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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