Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

1552
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

1634
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

1838
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

125
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

850
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

1027
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

719
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

1369
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

1795
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

2579
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

2448