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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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