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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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