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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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