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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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