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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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