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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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