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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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