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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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