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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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