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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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