Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

567
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

1564
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

It's a lap top.

2924
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

124
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

3151
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

2796
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

63
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

390
Howard Goldman
General
Picture

What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

1603
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

1135
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

466
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

68