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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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