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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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