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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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