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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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