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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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