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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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A tripod.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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