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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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