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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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