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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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