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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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