Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?
What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?
Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?
What do you call lox served in an apartment?
What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?
What do you call noodles that are very fresh?
What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?
How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?
Which African nation is known for their pigs?
Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?
