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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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