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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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