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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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