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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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