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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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