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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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