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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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