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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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