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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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