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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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