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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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