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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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