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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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