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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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