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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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