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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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