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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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