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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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