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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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