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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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