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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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