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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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