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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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