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Gaucho Marx

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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