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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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