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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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