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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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