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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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