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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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