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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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