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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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