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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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It's a lap top.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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