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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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