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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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