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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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