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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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