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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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