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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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