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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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