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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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