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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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