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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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