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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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