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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Akiva Lane
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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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