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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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