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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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