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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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