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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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