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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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