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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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An elevator pitch.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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