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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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