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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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