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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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