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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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