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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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