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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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