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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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