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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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