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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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