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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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A buoys club.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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