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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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