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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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