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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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