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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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