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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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