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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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