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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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