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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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