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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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