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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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