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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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