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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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