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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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