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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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