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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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