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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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