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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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A tripod.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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