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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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