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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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