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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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