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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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