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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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