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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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