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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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