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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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