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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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