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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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