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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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