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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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