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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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