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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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