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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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