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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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