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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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