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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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