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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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