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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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