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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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