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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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