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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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