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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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