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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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