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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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