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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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