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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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