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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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