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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Shane Ronay
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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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