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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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