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A buoys club.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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