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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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