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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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