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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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