Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998

Which doctor would you want overseeing your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

186

Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

283

What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

2066

Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

1016

What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

856

Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

1807

What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

1771

How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

545

What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

113

What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

1562

Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He was against the draft.

1819