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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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