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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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A buoys club.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Gaucho Marx

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