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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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