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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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