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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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