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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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