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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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