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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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