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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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