Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

1913
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

1612
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

41
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

166
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is this?

It escapes me.

1308
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

1097
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

2626
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

2457
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

507
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

2526
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

2856