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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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