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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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