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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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