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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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