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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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