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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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