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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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