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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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