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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did Jim feel about his job on the farm raising rabbits?

It was a hare raising experience, but it made him very hoppy.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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