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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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