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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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