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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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