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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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