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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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