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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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