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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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