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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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