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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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