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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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A son of a gun.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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