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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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