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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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