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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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