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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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