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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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A swimming pool table.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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