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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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