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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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