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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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