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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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