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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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