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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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