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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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