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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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