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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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