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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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