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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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