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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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