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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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