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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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