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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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