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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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