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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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