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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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