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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they are far see (Farsi).

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park?

Free Will.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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