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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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