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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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