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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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