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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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