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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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