What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

555

How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

426

What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

1029

Why did the weight-loss clinic have a dermotologist on staff?

To make people skinny.

1816

Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

1005

Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

848

How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

1767

Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

1313

Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

1377

Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

1309

What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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