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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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