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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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