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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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