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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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