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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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