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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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