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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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