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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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