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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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