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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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