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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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