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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Akiva Lane
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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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