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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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