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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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