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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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