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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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