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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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