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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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