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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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