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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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