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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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