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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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