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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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