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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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