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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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