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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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