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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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