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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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