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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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