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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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