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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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