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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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