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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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