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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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