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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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