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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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