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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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