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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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