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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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