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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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