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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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