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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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