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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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