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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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