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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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