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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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