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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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