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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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