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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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