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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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