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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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