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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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