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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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