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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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