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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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