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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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