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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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