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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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