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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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