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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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