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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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