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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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