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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Akiva Lane
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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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