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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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