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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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