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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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