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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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