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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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