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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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