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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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