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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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