Pictures:

Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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