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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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