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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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