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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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