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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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