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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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