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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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