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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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