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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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