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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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