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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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