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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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