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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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