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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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