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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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