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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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