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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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