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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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