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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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