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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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