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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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