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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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