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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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