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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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