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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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