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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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