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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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