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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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