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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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