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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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