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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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