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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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