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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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