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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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