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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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