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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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