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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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