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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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