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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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