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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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