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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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