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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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