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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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