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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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