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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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