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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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