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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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