Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

1859
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

12
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

3091
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

2111
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

3178
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

131
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

271
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

446
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

1496
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

405
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

2681
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

4