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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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