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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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