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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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