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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Akiva Lane
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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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