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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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A tripod.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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