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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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