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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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