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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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