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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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