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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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