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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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