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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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