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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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