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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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