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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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