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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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