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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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