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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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