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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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