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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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