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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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