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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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