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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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