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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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