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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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