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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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