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What is this?

A square not.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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