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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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