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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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