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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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