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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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