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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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