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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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