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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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