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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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