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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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