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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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