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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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