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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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