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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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