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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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