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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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