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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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