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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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