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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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