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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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