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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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