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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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