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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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