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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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