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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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