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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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