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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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