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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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