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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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