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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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