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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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