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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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