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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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