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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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