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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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