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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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