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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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