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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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