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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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