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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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