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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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