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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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