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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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