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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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