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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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