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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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