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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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