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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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