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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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