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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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