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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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