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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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