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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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