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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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