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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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