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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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