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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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