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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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