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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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