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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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