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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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