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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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