Pictures:

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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