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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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