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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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