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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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