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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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