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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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