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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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