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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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