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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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