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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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