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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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