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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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