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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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