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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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