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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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