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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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