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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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