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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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