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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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