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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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