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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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