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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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