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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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