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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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