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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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