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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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