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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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