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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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