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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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