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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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