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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane
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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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