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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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