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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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