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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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