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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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