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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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