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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

1984

Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

1841

What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

1543

When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

546

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103

Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

654

What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

2419

What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

1693

What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

2351

What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

2007