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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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