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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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