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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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