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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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