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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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