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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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