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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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