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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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