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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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