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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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