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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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