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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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