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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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