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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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