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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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