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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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