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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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