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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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