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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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