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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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