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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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