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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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