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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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