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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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