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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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