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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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