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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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