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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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