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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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