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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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