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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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