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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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