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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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