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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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