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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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