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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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