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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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