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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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