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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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