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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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