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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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