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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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