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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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