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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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