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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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