What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974

How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

2358

What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

2393

How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

1384

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233

What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

1141

Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

2110

What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

2325

How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

864

Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

976

What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

621

Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

650