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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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