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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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