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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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