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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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