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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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