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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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