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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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