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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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