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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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