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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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