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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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