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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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