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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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