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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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