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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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