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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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