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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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