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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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