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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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