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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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