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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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