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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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