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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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