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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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