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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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