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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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