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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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