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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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