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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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