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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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