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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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