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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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