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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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