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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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