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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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