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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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