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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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