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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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