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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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