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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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