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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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