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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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