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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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A paradigm.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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