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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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