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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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