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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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