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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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