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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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