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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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