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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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