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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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