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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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