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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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