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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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