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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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