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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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