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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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