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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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