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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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