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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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