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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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