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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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