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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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