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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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