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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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