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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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