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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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