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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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