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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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