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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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