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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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