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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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