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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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