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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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