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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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