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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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