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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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