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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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