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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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