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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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