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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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