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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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