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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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