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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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