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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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