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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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