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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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