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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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