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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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