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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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