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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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