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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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