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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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