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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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