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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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