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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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