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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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