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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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