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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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