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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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