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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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