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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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A swimming pool table.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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