Pictures:

A dessert island.

3012

Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

2591

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

3222

How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

2576

What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

2688

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465

When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

3151

What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

1226

What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

1618

What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

2380

What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990