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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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