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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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