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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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