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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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