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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974

Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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