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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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