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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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