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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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