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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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