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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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