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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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