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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is happening here?

The duck is checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the old prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign that said "Mine".

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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