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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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