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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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