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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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