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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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