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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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