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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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