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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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