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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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