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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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