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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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