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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

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