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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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