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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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