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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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