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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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