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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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