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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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