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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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