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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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