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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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