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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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