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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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