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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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