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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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