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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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