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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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