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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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