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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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