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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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