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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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