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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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