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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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