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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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