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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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