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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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