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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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