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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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