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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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