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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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It's a lap top.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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