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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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