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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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