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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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