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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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