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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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