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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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