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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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