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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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