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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Akiva Lane
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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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