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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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