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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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