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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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