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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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