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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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