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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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