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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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