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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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