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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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