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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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