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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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