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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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