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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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