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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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