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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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