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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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