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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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