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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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