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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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