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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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