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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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