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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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