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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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