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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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