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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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