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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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