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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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