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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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