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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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