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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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