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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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