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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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