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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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