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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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