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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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