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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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