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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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