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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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