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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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