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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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