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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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