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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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