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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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