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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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