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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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