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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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