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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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