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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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