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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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