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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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