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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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