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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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