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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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