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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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