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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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