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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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