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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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