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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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