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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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