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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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