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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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