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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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