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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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