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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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