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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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