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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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