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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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