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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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