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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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