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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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