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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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