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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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