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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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