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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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