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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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