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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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