Pictures:

A pear of scissors.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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