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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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