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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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