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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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