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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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