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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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