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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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