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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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