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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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