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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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