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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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