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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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