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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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