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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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