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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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