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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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