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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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