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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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