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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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