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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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