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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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