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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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