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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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