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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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