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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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