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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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