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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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