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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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