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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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