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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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