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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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