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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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