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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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