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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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