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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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