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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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