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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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