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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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