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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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