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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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