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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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