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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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