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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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