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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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