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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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