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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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