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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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