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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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