Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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