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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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