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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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