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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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