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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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