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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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