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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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