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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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