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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Yisro Whale

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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