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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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