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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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