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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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