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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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