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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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