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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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