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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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