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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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