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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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