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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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