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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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