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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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