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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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