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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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