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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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