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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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