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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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