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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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