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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Akiva Lane
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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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