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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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