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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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