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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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