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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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