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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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