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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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