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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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