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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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