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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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