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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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