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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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