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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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