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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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