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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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