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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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