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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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