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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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