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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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