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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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