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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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