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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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