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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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