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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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