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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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