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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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