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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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