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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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