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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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