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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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