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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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