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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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