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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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