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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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