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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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