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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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