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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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