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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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