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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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