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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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