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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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