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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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