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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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