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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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