What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

689

What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

1563

What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

1187

Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

1000

Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

650

What happens when King Charles gets a tooth, stomach, or backache?

It's a royal pain.

1510

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366

What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

1366

What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

593

What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

33

What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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