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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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