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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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