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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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