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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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