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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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