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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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