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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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