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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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