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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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