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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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