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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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