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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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