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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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