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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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