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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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