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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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