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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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