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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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