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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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