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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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