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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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