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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

1962

What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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A paradigm.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

2116

What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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