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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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