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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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