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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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