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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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