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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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