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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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