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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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