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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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