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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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