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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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