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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

1984

Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

2011

What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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