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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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