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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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