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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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