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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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