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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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