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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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