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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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