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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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