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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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