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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

1933