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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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