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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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An elevator pitch.

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