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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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