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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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