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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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