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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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