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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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