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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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