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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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