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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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