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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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