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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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