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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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