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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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