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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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