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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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