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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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