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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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