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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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