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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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