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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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