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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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