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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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