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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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