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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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