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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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