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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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