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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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