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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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