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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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