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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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