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Akiva Lane
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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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