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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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