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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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