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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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