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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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