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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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