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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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