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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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