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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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