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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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