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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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