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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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