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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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