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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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