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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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