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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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