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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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