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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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