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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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