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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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