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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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