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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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