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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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