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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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