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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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