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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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