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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What happens when King Charles gets a tooth, stomach, or backache?

It's a royal pain.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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