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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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