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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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