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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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