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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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