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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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