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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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