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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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