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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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