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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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