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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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