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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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