Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

762

How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

1355

What's the downside of overseeing a coatroom in the summer?

Nobody has hang-ups.

1075

What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

2089

What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

2468

Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

527

Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791

How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

651

Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

1378

What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

1927

What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

1917