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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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