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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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