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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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