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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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A dessert island.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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