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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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