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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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