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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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