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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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