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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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