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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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