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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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