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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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