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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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