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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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