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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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