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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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