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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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