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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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