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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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