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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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