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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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