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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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