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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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