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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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