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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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