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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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