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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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