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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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