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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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