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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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