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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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