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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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