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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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