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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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