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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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