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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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