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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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