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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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