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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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