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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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