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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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