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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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