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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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