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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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