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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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