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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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