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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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