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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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