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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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