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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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