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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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