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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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