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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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