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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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