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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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