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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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