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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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