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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

2007

What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

An elevator pitch.

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