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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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