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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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