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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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