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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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