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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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