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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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