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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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