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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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