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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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