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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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