Pictures:

What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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