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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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