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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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