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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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