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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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