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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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