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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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