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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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