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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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