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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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