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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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