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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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