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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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