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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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