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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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