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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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