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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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