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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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