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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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