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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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