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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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