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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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