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It escapes me.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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