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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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