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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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