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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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