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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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