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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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