How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

1231

Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

702

What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

1170

What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

1640

What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

608

What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

314

Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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