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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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