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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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