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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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