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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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