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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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