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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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