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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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