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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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