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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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