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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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