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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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