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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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