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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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