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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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