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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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