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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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