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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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