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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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