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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

1952

How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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