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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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