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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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