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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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