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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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