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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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