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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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