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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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