Pictures:

A tripod.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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