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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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