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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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