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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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