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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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