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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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