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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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