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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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