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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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