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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Gaucho Marx

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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