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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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