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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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