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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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