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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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