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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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