Pictures:

What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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