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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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