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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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