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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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