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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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