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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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