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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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