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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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