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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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