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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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