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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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