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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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