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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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