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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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