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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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