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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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