Pictures:

What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

44

What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

2889

If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

1169

What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

1418

Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

2801

Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

2683

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754

What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

2382

Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

92

Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

2799