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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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