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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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