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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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