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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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