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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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