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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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