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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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