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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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