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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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