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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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