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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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