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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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