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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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