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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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