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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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