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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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