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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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