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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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