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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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