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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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