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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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