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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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