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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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