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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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