Pictures:

A pear of scissors.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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