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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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