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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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