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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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