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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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