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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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