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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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