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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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