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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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