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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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