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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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