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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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