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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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