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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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