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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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