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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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