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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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