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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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