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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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