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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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