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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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