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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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