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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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