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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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