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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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