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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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