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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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