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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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