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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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