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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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