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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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