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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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