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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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It's a lap top.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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