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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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A son of a gun.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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