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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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