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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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