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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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