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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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