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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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