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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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