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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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