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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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