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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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