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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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