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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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