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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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