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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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