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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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