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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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