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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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