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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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