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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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