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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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