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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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