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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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