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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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