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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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