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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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