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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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