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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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