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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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