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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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