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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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