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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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