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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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