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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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