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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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