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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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