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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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