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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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