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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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