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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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