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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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An elevator pitch.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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