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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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