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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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