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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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