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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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