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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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