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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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