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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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