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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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