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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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