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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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