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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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