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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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