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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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