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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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