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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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