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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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