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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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