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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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