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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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