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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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