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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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