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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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C to shining C

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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