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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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