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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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