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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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