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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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