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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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