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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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