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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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