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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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