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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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