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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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