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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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