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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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