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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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