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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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