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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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