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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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