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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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A dessert island.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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