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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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