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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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