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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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