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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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