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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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