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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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