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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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