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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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