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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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