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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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