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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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