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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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