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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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