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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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