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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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