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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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