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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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