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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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