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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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