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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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