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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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