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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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