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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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