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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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