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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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