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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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