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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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