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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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A dessert island.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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