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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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