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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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