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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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