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It's a lap top.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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