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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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