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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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