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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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