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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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A tripod.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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