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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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