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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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