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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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