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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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