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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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