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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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