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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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