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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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