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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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