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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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