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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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