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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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