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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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