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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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