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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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