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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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