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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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