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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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