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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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