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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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