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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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