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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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