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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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