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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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