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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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