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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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