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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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