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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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