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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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