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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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