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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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