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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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