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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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