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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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