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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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