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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Rock and roll.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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