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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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