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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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