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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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