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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Akiva Lane
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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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