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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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