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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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