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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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