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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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