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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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