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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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