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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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