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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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