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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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