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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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