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What is this?

B4 before B4.

2015

Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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