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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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