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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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