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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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