Pictures:

What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

2964

Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

26

Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

2818

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

646

Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

1869

What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

2595

If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

1169

Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

2900

What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

1833

How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

2337