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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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