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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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