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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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