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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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