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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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