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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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