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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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