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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

C to shining C

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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