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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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