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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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