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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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