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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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