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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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