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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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