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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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