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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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