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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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