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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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