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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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