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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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