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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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