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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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