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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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