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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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