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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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