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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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