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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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