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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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