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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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