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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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