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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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