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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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