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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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