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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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