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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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