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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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