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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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