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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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