Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

1870
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

126
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

1125
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

562
Shaya Dubin
General
Picture

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

3184
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

3075
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

1021
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

758
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

2012
ChatGPT
General
Picture

Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

2799
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

2089
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

567