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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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