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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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