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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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