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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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