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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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