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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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A field of hole wheat.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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