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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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