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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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