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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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