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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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