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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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