Pictures:

What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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