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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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