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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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