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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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