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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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