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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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