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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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