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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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