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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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