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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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