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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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