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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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A tripod.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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