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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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