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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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