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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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