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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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