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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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