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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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