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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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