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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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