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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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