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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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