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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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