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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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