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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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