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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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