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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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