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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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