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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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