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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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