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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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