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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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