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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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