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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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