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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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