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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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It escapes me.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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