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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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