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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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