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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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