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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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