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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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