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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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