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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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