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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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