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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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