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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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