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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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