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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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