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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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