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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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