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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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