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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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