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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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