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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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