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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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