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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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