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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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