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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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