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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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