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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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