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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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