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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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