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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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