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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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