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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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