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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

2562

Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

1250

How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

1688

When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

611

What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

489

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290

What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

284

What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

1921

Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

1016

How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

1224

What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

2398