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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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