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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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