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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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