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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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