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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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