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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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