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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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