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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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