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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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