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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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