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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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