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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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