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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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