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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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