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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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