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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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