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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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