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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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