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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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