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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Yisro Whale

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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