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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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