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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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