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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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