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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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