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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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