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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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