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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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