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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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