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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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