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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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