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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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