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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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