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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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