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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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