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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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