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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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