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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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