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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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