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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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