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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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