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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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