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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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