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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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