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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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