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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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