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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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