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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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