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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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