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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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It escapes me.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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