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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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