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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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