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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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