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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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