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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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