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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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