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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

1970

What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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