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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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