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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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