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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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