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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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