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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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