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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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