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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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