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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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