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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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