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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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