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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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