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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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