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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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