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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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