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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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