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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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