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Akiva Lane
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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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