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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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A photo of synthesis.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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