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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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