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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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