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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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