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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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