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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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