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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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