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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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