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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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