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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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A son of a gun.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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