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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Rock and roll.

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