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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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