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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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