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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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