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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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A pear of scissors.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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