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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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