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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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