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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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