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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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