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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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