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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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