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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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