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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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