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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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