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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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