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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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