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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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