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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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