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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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