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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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