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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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