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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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