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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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