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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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