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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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