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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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