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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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