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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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