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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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