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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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