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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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