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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane AI
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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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