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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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