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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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