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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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