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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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