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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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