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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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