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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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