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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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