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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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