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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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