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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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