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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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