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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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