Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

1551
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

2335
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

1760
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

1252
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

2314
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

127
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

895
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

2703
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

1243
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

2117
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

1539