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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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