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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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