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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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