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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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