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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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