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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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