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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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