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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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