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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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