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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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