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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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