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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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