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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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C to shining C

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