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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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