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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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