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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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