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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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