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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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