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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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