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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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