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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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