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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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