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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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