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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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