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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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