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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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