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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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