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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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It's a lap top.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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