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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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