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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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