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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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