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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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