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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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