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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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