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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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