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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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