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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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