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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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