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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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