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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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