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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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