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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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