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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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