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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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