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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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