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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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