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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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