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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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