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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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