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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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