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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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