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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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