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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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