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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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