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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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