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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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