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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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