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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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