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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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