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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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