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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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