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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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