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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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