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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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