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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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