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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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