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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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