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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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