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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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