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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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