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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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