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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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