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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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