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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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