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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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