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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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