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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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