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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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