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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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