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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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