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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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