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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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