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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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