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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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