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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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A dessert island.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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