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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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