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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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