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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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