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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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