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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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