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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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