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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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