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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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