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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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