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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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