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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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