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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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