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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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