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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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