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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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