Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

1855
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

1096
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

1177
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

245
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

2587
General
Picture

What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

3429
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

2043
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

2230
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

2672
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

3256
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

2105
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

2249