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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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