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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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