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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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