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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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