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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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