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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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