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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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