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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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