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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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