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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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