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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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