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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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