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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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