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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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