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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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