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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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