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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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