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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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