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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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