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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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