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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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