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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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