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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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