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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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