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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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