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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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