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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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