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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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