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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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