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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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