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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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