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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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