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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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