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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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