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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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