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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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