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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Rock and roll.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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