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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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