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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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