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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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