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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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