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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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