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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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