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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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