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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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