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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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