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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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