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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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