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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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