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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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