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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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