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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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