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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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