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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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