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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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