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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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