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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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