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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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