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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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