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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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