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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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