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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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