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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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