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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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