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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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