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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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