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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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