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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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