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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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