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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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