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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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