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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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