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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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