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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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