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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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