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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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