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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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