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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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