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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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