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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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