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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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