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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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