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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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