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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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