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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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