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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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