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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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