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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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