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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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