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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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