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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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