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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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