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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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