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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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