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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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