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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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