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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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