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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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