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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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