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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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