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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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