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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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