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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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