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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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