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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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