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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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