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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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