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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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