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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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