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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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