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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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