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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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