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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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