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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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