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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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