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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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