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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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