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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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