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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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