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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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