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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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