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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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