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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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