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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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