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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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