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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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