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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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