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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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