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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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