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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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