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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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