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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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