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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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