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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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