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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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