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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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