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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Rock and roll.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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