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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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