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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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