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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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