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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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