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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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